#the last one is so cute #it sounds very coupley #but I think that’s what intrigues and irritates the fuck out of regina #it’s like she hates that someone is challenging her and getting up in her space #but she loves it #craves it #because this dormant town is not what a evil queen wants #and even before that #as young regina #she craved the outdoors and adventure and she gets that with Emma #so while she’s pissy that this woman who came out of nowhere is taking and destroying every thing she worked hard for #she loves it because she’s finally free #emma traps her and frees her at the same time and oh this ship is delicious
Dear Future Daughter:
1) When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won’t regret it. Often times you’ll find the strangest of people have the most captivating of stories to tell.
2) Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it’s way through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside out.
3) No one is going to fucking save you, anything you’ve read or heard otherwise is bullshit.
4) One day a boy is going to come along who’s touch feels like fire and who’s words taste like vanilla, when he leaves you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know that it is only temporary.
5) Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
IM GOING TO DISNEY IN TWO WEEKS AND WHOEVER REBLOGS THIS I WILL WRITE THEIR URL DOWN AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE IN THE PARKS. SO REBLOG. ANYONE CAN REBLOG NO LIKES. YOU DONT HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING ME. MUST HAVE OVER 100 NOTES FOR ME TO DO THIS. IF YOU DO FOLLOW ME EXPECT A FOLLOWBACK.
"I’d just had a baby at the time and I was feeling really fat like I was never gonna get hired again and all of the sudden I get the call, they want me to be on Glee and I get the script and I turn to page 35 and it says this whole thing, I’m gonna play the mother to the lead girl on Glee who on real life is 25 years old. So, um, it wasn’t the best day of my life but I figured ‘glass half full, glass half full.’ So, anyway, the thing is, I’m looking through the script and it says it’s gonna be this whole mother/daughter reunion thing and then we’re gonna sing Poker Face by Lady GaGa. And I was like, I don’t know, I mean, I’m not that prissy of a person, you know, but… Poker Face?! Cause I always sort of associated that song with some other things and.. there’s other… words on that song… baked goods… and I don’t know, but I said ‘glass half full, glass half full, I’m going with it. I’m fat and I need a job!’”
Please hold as I focus on the fact that my wife and I use the same chapstick and could SHARE *swoon* *dead*
I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:
little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime
I promise to love you:
at 6 am when you’re waking
to go to work, to school, or whatever
road life takes you on;
and when you didn’t sleep well,
your hair is a mess
and your eyes are sleepy.
at 8 am when we say goodbye
for the day and you’re rushing
out the door with a cup
of black coffee, after finishing
a morning cigarette
when your lips taste like
caffeine and nicotine.
at 3 pm when you’re exhausted
from the day and people have
worn you out and you feel like
sighing, crying, and falling asleep
and escaping in afternoon dreams.
I will kiss your forehead,
and wrap myself in your arms.
at 10 pm when you’re heading to bed,
even though you won’t sleep for hours
and you’ll flip through all the channels
tired of dismal newscasts and re-runs.
Especially when we become a human knot
wrapped up in sheets and kisses
at 3 am when loneliness and sadness
do not destroy you, but consume you
and when you weep without an explanation
I’ll kiss your lips, softly and
tell you you’re the absolute best.
When we talk about life
and why winter kills the flowers.
I will love you when you grow old,
I will love you even after that
I will love you if I’m no longer here
I will love you
I will love you
and I will love you.
Am I supposed to be impressed that Hook traveled to NY or that Robin took out a flying monkey ?? Wow good work boys.
Emma and Regina have saved each other 1293801283102823093810 times. Talk to me after death curses or soul-suckers or literally giving someone a happy ending. my otp will always save each other. thanks for playing. Now: